Look, I didn't watch the ARIA Awards. I kind of forgot it was on, then whenever I flicked over to it there was random sutff going on out the front of the Opera House and the crowd didn't seem that enthused by it all, so my husband took over the TV and ended up watching his recorded Formula 1 Brazil Highlights (someone beat their own time by ONE SECOND!!)
But. The ARIAs do bring out the quirky/ugly/pretty parade every year, so let's take a look at my fashion hits and misses.
The Irrelevant Award - Jane Gazzo
The I'm Working at the After Party to Earn Some Cash Award - Brooke Fraser
The I Broke Up With My High Profile Boyfriend Earlier This Year and My Attendance At the ARIAs Is The Only Thing That Might Keep Me In The Tabloids Because I Don't Have Much Else Going On Award - Lara Bingle
(AKA The I'm Unemployed, Please Help! Award)
The I'm Bored Award - Lisa Mitchell
Also, I want to grab this dress and hike it up about three inches. This look would have worked if she had left her hair down in a nice, classic wave over one shoulder and if her make up was a bit heavier. She is bordering on bland.
The It's So Hard to Dress Like a Peasant Award - Isabel Lucas
The Speaking of Summer Music Festivals Award - Angus and Julia Stone
The Meh Award - Carmen Electra
The Golden Garbage Bag Award - tied between Sia and one of the Nervo sisters
Both are wearing gold rubbish bags.
One of them has a smiley face on theirs.
One does not.
The lady who doesn't takes one look at her opponent and thinks "Dammit. That bitch."
The Apron Award - Ruby Rose
The You Almost Made It Award - Jessica Mauboy
The Cute As A Button Award - Megan Washington
The Sex Bomb Award - Runner up: Ricki Lee Coulter
The Sex Bomb Award - Winner: DJ Havana Brown